MFF Threesome: 20 Dos and Don'ts You Shouldn't Ignore

A male-female-female threesome can be a mind blowing experience or a total disaster—it’s all about getting the MFF threesome dos and don’ts right.

As far as male sexual fantasies go, a threesome with two other women is right at the top of the list—beaten only by a threesome with two bisexual female twins! This fantasy normally consists of being led by the two females in question to the bed, like a sultan with his concubines, before being laid down and having your every whim catered to.

Of course, the reality rarely follows the dream, and it really isn’t a matter of lying back and waiting for it all to happen. The fact is, you are just one cog in a three-piece machine, each equally deserving and expecting of the same kind of attention, each with their own needs and proclivities, and each equally likely to bring things to a violent halt if these needs aren’t met. So, in order to ensure that your planned MFF goes off with a bang and not with a whimper, stick to the following list of dos and don’ts.

MFF threesome dos to remember

#1 Do draw up boundaries. Especially if one of the two ladies is your partner, you need to decide beforehand what the other party’s role is—i.e. to entertain her while you watch, or to provide full-on contact. Getting it wrong could result in a divorce if you’re lucky, or a full John Wayne Bobbit if you’re not!

#2 Do divide time equally. One of the key mistakes that people get wrong in a threesome is in not dividing their time equally. Focus upon one too much, and the other is likely to get in a huff and march off, spoiling the whole thing. [Read: Threesome tips – 20 things you HAVE to know before getting into one]

#3 Do keep busy. In a similar vein as the last point, you potentially receive twice as much pleasure from a threesome, but also have twice as many people to keep happy. Laziness is not likely to go down too well.

#4 Do take it one step at a time. If it’s your first time, build up to the event. Find someone who is willing and get to know them first. This way, everyone will feel more comfortable when it comes to the actual act.

#5 Do play some appropriate music. Music is really good for setting the scene and for hiding embarrassing noises and silences. Just make sure it’s appropriate. Thrash metal or acapella are less likely to get your guests gushing than screaming or exploding with laughter. [Read: The absolute best sexual playlist to use while having a threesome]

#6 Do listen to each other. If someone tells you they’re not comfortable with something, listen to them and respect their wishes. A sudden lunge and blaming it on hitting the wrong hole is not going to go over well!

#7 Do play safe. If you’re inviting someone into your bedroom whose sexual history you are not aware of, then make sure tractor-tire rubber is adopted at all times… or you may just take something away from the experience that you were not expecting. And just to be extra-sure, ensure you have a bumper pack of condoms around so you can switch with new ones each time you’re switching penetration. [Read: Threesome sex – 3 times the fun or 3 times the trouble?]

#8 Do choose your sources wisely. When looking for a third person, if they’re not already known to you, try and go through specialized swinging sites where there are thorough filtering methods available, rather than an open-source human marketplace where all kinds of psychos hang out.

#9 Do choose your third person wisely. Sometimes, the closer someone already is to you, the easier and more relaxed it might appear to be. However, tell that to your girlfriend three months down the line, when her best-friend-turned-threesome-buddy suddenly develops an obsession with you. Awkward!

#10 Do take it slowly. There’s no stopwatch ticking away that you have to complete proceedings by. Even more than usual, threesome sex needs to be built up slowly, in order to foster the necessary relaxed state. Just take it easy, and let the feeling happen naturally.

The don’ts of MFF threesomes

#1 Don’t get drunk. A little bit of alcohol is fine for loosening up, but get drunk and you might not only affect your performance, but even scare and/or disgust your guests. Not everyone is happy to offer themselves up to a rutting drunkard.

#2 Don’t clock watch. Yes, you have to divide your time equally, but don’t make the mistake of an exact allocation of attention. Going down on one lady and counting to sixty before swapping over, and again, isn’t really responding to the situation in the natural way that is necessary to make it work. Give equal attention, but do so organically.

#3 Don’t make assumptions about tastes and standards. Just because you like something doesn’t mean others will. Think twice before you get out the handcuffs and gimp mask!

#4 Don’t film without permission. Not only is this a violation of trust, it could lead to time behind bars in some parts of the world. No matter how smoking they are, they probably aren’t worth the trauma of shacking up with an amorous 7-foot biker for the next three months.

#5 Don’t force the issue. Don’t try to force a threesome upon a partner. If you do, and she agrees, then later down the line it could lead to serious trust issues and potentially separation. If she isn’t up for it, then suck it up and look for something else to spice up your love life. 

#6 Don’t rinse and repeat. Doing one thing to one lady and then repeating everything exactly the same on the other is NOT going to work. Everyone is different and you’re just going to have to learn what works best for each.

#7 Don’t just lie there. You have some work to do, buddy, so stop acting like a spare wheel and start putting in the time—or you might just get left alone.

#8 Don’t expect Scarlett Johansson. Real life isn’t exactly like the movies, and if you’re expecting your threesome to turn out like “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,”? think again. That third person might just turn out to be… well… not quite as attractive as you’d hoped for. In which case, it’s up to you to make the most of it.

#9 Don’t close yourself off to new experiences. What’s the point in trying something as radical as a threesome, and then getting squeamish about every new thing that comes up? Live a little, dude!

#10 Don’t forget to prepare. Your guests are unlikely to be impressed by crusty bed sheets and a musky odor. Adorn the bed with fresh linen, get out the scented candles, and put on some relaxing music. A well-set scene is, more often than not, a highly rewarding one.

Now that you know about the dos and don’ts of executing a successful MFF threesome, make sure you act upon them… or face the consequences!

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By Rob Myers 03/11/2017 07:31:00